They Hated Him First

Here is a typical email Witness 1 and I receive on almost a daily basis. We created this email just for fun, as an exemplar of the absurdity we deal with regularly. Then, there is a rant from both Witness 1 and Witness 2.

Dear Witnesses,

Hi, thanks for the work you do. I’d like to say I do not agree with anything you say, but I obsessively check your page. I don’t really believe in anything you say or do, but thanks for doing the work that I don’t want to do.

I wanted to tell you all of my wild assertions and baseless claims that I have taken little to no time to research. I generally spend hours searching Bitchute, Rumble, or YouTube to find videos that align with my preconceived biases about what is to come. This brings me comfort. For example, did you know that one day a microchip is coming that is going to be the mark of the beast? It will be rolled out by Elon Musk or Bill Gates, and oh yeah, Obama is coming back. He’s the real anti-Christ. Didn't you know this? Here’s a video for you to view:

obamaistotallytheantichrist.bitchute.com

I mean, his middle name is HUSSEIN!!! No, I haven’t read your book called The Gene Therapy Injection as Biotechnological Warfare, and I am not going to. In fact, I haven’t read most of your work, but again, I disagree with you.

Can you pray for me? I need prayer. Could you pray for my fat uncle, my dog, and this really high person down the street?

Also, I don’t really like your view on sin or fasting. You all talk about that way too much, it’s boring and makes me feel bad and uncomfortable. Wow, did you see this prophet that says there is a meteor strike happening on the solar eclipse? Please check out this 15-hour long video - now that's what I call a prophecy! Lots of explosions, gruesome death, and fireworks!

themeteorstrikeiscoming.bitchute.com

Anyway, I also would prefer to talk to Witness 1. WItness 2 is a woman, and I’m pretty sure that’s just wrong in Jesus’s eyes. Women SUCK! Women are EVIL!

By the way, I appreciate all you do. I will send these emails periodically to update you on all of my inane and deluded beliefs, but I will do absolutely nothing to support you or your ministry. THE WHITE HATS ARE COMING! THE STORM IS COMING!! Q IS COMING!!! THIS RANDOM GUY IN PENNSYLVANIA IS ACTUALLY JFK JR, HE’S THE ANTI-CHRIST!!!

Have a blessed day! GOD BLESS YOU!!!

A small rant from Witness 1 regarding emails:

This is dramatized, but overall highly accurate regarding emails we receive on a regular basis. The following list encapsulates about 90% of our correspondence:

Everything you say makes sense, but I just like Trump anyways.
The Bible is cool and all, but there is more than one way to God.
The WHITE HATS are coming to save us!
The anti-Christ is actually Hillary/Obama/random member of British royal family
The vaccine isn’t the mark, it’s really (insert random hypothetical conjecture based on things that may or may not happen in the unspecified future)
I went to the dentist last week and got injected with novocaine! AM I VACCINATED?!
I’M A STALKER AND I LIKE TO MURDER PEOPLE

Now, we don’t mind responding to people, and we have helped many - which is why the email remains open. However, it really gets ridiculous sometimes.

If you don’t agree with us, you don’t have any sources, reasoning, or evidence to support your position, and our sources, reasoning, and evidence doesn’t change your mind, don’t waste our time by emailing us.

There are no “white hats” coming to save us. “Q” is not real, it’s a psyop. Batman and Superman are fake heroes for little children, media hallucinations meant to trigger certain subconscious ideas you have so that you waste money on movie tickets and child’s trinkets. Hypothetical conjecture about what could be the mark in the future if massive changes occur is meaningless and pointless.

The only one who can save us is Jesus Christ, and He will not be returning until after things get way worse and billions are dead. The rapture is not real - it’s a deception designed to trick Christians into being complacent and taking the Mark. [Witness 2 writes: We tend to side with the post-trib “rapture theory”, but I am not ruling out the mid theory. Either way, there is no pre-trib rapture.]

Before the one and only return of Jesus Christ, the anti-Christ, Trump, and the Beast System, will utterly vanquish and defeat Christians on Earth. We know this for a fact, because Revelation 13:7 reads, “And the beast was allowed to wage war against God’s holy people and to conquer them.”

This is why I always mention practicing light Stoicism along with Christianity. Stop dealing in hypotheticals, like “maybe one day everyone will be forced to take Neuralink, so that’s REALLY the mark!”, or “Maybe Covid was just a PRECURSOR!”

Things that may or may not, and are extremely unlikely to happen, don’t matter. There is no precursor or test run for the apocalypse in the Bible. The only thing that matters is what has actually happened and what is happening right now - which is what we are writing about.

No one else is speaking the full truth, and almost all websites, videos, and other online content are misleading, incorrect, and/or deceptive.

Please strongly consider these facts before emailing us. May God bless you richly and grant the discernment that is sorely lacking in these times,

Witness 1

"Truth" 4 Trump... yeah, right.

"Heh heh... That'll show these 'Two Witnesses'! Haven't they ever heard of THE RAPTURE?? One day, Elon Musk will be president, even though he wasn't born in the United States, and he'll force everyone to take NEURALINK! They'll see... they'll ALL see that I was right!"

Don't be this guy.

From Witness 2 - Ending on a Positive Note

To remind readers, we don’t mind emails. We truly have met so many wonderful people, and these people have become our friends, confidants, and allies. You know who you are!

However, I don’t see the point in replying to emails that clearly disagree with us. You are allowed to disagree - that’s fine, and there are thousands of other websites to view to support your views.

As for us, we spent thousands of hours building this website, the content, researching, and putting in the work of God. We have a real life ministry, replying to hundreds of messages a day. We did this all for free, and we GREATLY appreciate those who donate to us. They don’t have to, but they do, and they keep our work alive. We love you!

However, we just wanted to share this with readers because it is becoming a little absurd. If you don’t agree with us, no problem. But we have work to do, and we really need to spend time on taking care of the people who truly are on our side. They are out there, and those who support us, encourage us, and help us are our first priority.

Anyway, I just thought this would be a humorous take on our ministry life. I pray it is still perceived as loving to readers in Jesus’s name!

Again, we don’t mind emails, questions, or even disagreements. Rather, if you truly think we are just crazy, then move along. Why do you hang around?

Finally, I’m working on a post about my final conclusions on the next pandemic, as well as wrapping up my next thesis: Legalism is Not Holiness. Legalism is Not Love (or something like that).

I pray you all have a good day in Jesus’s name, and please, do not take offense. This was just a little vent,

With love,

Witness 2