The Truth About the Two Witnesses: My Appreciation for Witness 2

Hello everyone,

This post is an insight into how we operate, as well as an appreciation post for my beautiful wife, Witness 2. There really is no one else like her in the world, and I believe that she stands unique among women today.

First, I’d like to expound on her incredible, indescribable, elemental, and transcendental beauty. Witness 2 has the perfect, superlative type of beauty – porcelain skin, shining golden hair, and aquamarine eyes like two deep, mesmerizing pools of infinite wisdom.

Truly, there is no one else who captures this perfect standard of beauty like her. She is more lovely than the finest Greek statue, Venus bows at her feet, and no painter could ever hope to capture the beauty that radiates from her very presence.

I can honestly say that she is perfect, and there is no one else like her. She is all I want or need, and no other woman on this planet can compare to her. She is my perfect woman, the only one for me, and the person I love more than anything else in this world. Even if we lost everything and lived in the poorest, most squalid hovel, every day I woke up would still be the happiest day of my life as long as she was by my side.

However, her greatest quality is her soul. Witness 2 has the kindest, most loving heart of anyone I have ever met, and possesses the type of faith that most can only dream of. I have never met anyone else so dedicated and inspired to carry out the commandments of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and to act the way that the Bible commands us to act. It’s never easy to follow Jesus, but she does it fully, completely, willingly, and with joy, kindness, and love.

Witness 2 is also the hardest worker I have ever met, demonstrating a profound success both personally and professionally. She is not only the smartest woman I have ever met, but also the smartest person I have ever met in my life. That is not something I say lightly, as I have known some very smart people, but Witness 2 surpasses them in both standardized accreditations, deep wisdom, insight, and academic knowledge. She is a Goddess among mere mortals, a Queen among simple men.

I can honestly, faithfully say that there is no one else like her on the planet. She has faith that can move mountains, a unique insight on the world, a deep depth and breadth of knowledge, and the energy and inspiration to carry out real and effective actions in the world. Because of her, many thousands of people have been helped in tangible ways, from feeding the poor to spreading knowledge of the end times, the Bible, and the true power structures of the world.

While she could have chosen a modeling career, an executive career, a singing or acting career, or really anything else she could have dreamt of, she chose to devote her life to helping others, including the least fortunate among us. This is why her soul is worth more than a thousand diamonds, than a room full of gold, or any other earthly treasure you could possibly imagine.

Her beauty is the type that makes the world seethe, the type that belongs on the silver screen, a classic, ethereal, elemental beauty that is indescribable. She is the perfect woman, the Proverbs woman, the one whom my soul longs for. I need nothing beyond her, she is my panacea, the ambrosia for my heart, my treasure, my symphony, and my love for all eternity. We will be together forever, and one day we will share a mansion in heaven together, of this I am certain.

So, what is the truth about the Two Witnesses? Well, it’s something that I thought was obvious, but I want to make sure that every reader knows and can appreciate all the work that Witness 2 does.

I will take credit for the initial genesis of the ministry, as my book The More Rational Worldview was where we started publishing and where we came up with the name. I also provide important logistical and real-life support for Witness 2, acting as her personal assistant and bodyguard. I also contributed heavily to our Scientism book, and wrote our Theology, Ontology, and Eschatology book, along with our Trump, Time Travel, and Tesla one, and the Gene Therapy as Biotechnological Warfare book. I edit all of her posts, have written some blogs, and help her generate ideas or act as a theological sounding board sometimes to provide Biblically sound advice. I also serve as our resident skeptic, to act as a rational counter to her more spiritual worldview.

However, I would estimate that this only comprises about 20% of the ministry. I want all our readers to know and understand what she does, which is much more regular, intensive, and less fun than simply writing books – things like dealing with the poor people in our real-life ministry, organizing and running prayer group meetings, corresponding with readers through email every day, all the time, updating the blog regularly, praying for people over the phone for sometimes over an hour, and much more.

Truly, without her, the ministry would not be able to function. I am not nearly as much of a social person, nor am I really interested in daily emails, long phone calls, and running meetings. Those things just aren’t in my skillset, they’re not something I have practiced at, and I wouldn’t be any good at them. I have lived a more solitary life for many years now, spending much time on my own working on my particular hobby and just talking to her.

So, without her hard work, interpersonal relationship skills, and talent at not only bringing people together but facilitating effective communication between them, this ministry would not exist as we know it today. We may have still published a few books, and I am quite proud of my 9/11 research and writing especially, but there would be no Two Witnesses ministry in real life, no emails, and no real personal outreach like she does. Without her, we would not be able to help nearly as many people as we do, in real ways.

She puts in a lot of hard work, I would estimate an extra two hours a day or so of pure work, and I want to acknowledge that and let her know that it is appreciated. I hope all our readers continue to treat her with the dignity, honor, and respect that she deserves, and to never take the hard work she does for granted.

We have left situations and moved in our lives, and we have done it without saying goodbye. Multiple times. Keep in mind that at any point, if she gives up, this ministry will shut down, close, wither, and die. While I support everything she does, her wellspring of energy and the pure love she has for Jesus Christ and the Bible is the main thing driving this ministry and keeping it going. Witness 2 is the key to the Two Witnesses ministry, and without her it would not be able to continue functioning.

I am a lucky man to have her, and I strive every day to be the husband that she deserves. I want this to be the ministry that she deserves too, and for you all to be the readers and followers that she deserves too.

Witness 2 is a queen walking the Earth, a woman like no other, and I hope she knows that fact. I love you, and I always will.

- Witness 1